fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
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the transition from infancy to childhood to adolescence to adulthood is like this super metaphysical Choose Your Own Adventure book where you can make all the right decisions and still get a shitty ending, or worse, a mediocre one
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Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”
doctor, where are we?
“in the shit.”
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If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
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‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
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